Author Topic: a resolution we can all agree with  (Read 10764 times)

Hester

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a resolution we can all agree with
« on: April 10, 2012, 05:57:22 PM »
Resolved: The United States federal government should implement one or more of the following:
carbon tax system for the purposes of meeting Kyoto Protocol emission standards, the Buffett Rule for purposes of alleviating income equality, give the land back for the purposes of getting the US off the planet.

brubaie

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Re: a resolution we can all agree with
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2012, 06:02:52 PM »
The best would be the Affs that simulatenously sign Kyoto while kicking the US off the planet.

Hester

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Re: a resolution we can all agree with
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2012, 07:13:06 PM »
The best would be the Affs that simulatenously sign Kyoto while kicking the US off the planet.

sweet 1AC with 2 fat advantages, yet vulnerable to the "kick Kyoto off the planet" CP, textually less than the plan and functionally mutually exclusive (assuming one cannot simultaneously sign something and kick it off the planet).

seems like we have solid NEG ground, let's do this.

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Re: a resolution we can all agree with
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2012, 07:38:06 PM »
the Buffett Rule for purposes of alleviating income equality

BS will be all over this typo

dylanquigley

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Re: a resolution we can all agree with
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2012, 08:01:30 PM »
 but seriously, could we please?

tcram

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Re: a resolution we can all agree with
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2012, 08:26:13 PM »
What is this, some kind of sick joke?  "one or more of the following" AND "US off the planet"?  Hello...think McFly.... ever heard of a first priority?

Hester

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Re: a resolution we can all agree with
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2012, 08:36:47 PM »
What is this, some kind of sick joke?  "one or more of the following" AND "US off the planet"?  Hello...think McFly.... ever heard of a first priority?

i thought about listing it first amongst the options. then decided that's better as CP ground.

yackob

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Re: a resolution we can all agree with
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2012, 01:08:27 AM »
"The best would be the Affs that simulatenously sign Kyoto while kicking the US off the planet"

"vulnerable to the "kick Kyoto off the planet" CP, textually less than the plan and functionally mutually exclusive (assuming one cannot simultaneously sign something and kick it off the planet)."

Also vulnerable to neg counter advocacy to ratify Kyoto in order to kick the US off the planet. Net benefits include gradualism, neg irony of conservatives position is good, and/or something about zizek. 

lgarrett

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Re: a resolution we can all agree with
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2012, 01:14:35 AM »
This is why we can't have nice topics.

brubaie

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Re: a resolution we can all agree with
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2012, 02:48:15 PM »
This is why we can't have nice topics.

Why settle for nice topics when great ones are now so clearly within our reach? Hester, T Cram, Polin...let's go for the gold!! (bam Buffett Rule metaphor)

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Re: a resolution we can all agree with
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2012, 03:28:37 PM »
What is this, some kind of sick joke?  "one or more of the following" AND "US off the planet"?  Hello...think McFly.... ever heard of a first priority?

i thought about listing it first amongst the options. then decided that's better as CP ground.

Ohhhh.... you were protecting the neg.  That makes perfect sense!  I agree with Rubaie.  This really is the Platonic form of the topic.  CEDA amendment: debate it every year in perpetuity.